Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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