Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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