I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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