Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
