What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am mentally ready for anal.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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