let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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