my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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