Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!