It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Vodka?
Forever.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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