38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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