They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
