people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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