The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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