Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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