its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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