It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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