I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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