I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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