Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think your dad took our porno
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
True strength comes from lack of pants
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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