I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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