Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Dicks are not precious.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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