I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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