Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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