i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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