Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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