grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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