was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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