Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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