so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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