why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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