Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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