hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
