stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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