Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I don't think brook has ever known best
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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