I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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