This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Randomize
