My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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