My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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