have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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