Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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