i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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