he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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