Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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