I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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