Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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