I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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