What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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