I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize