I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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