..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He has the fingertips of a God
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