I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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