Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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