I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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